Last Accessed March 15th 2025, 0300 Hours [:Username redacted]

SUBJECT MONIKER: Aaron Carter

Role: Correspondent for Paranormal Activity & Unexplained Noises
Specialty: Reporting on anything you can’t prove in a court of law but can feel crawling down your spine at 3am.
Vibe: Early-2000s pop prodigy + chaotic survivalist energy + misunderstood harbinger of weird news.
Uniform: Torn jeans, haunted eyes, emotional support baseball bat.
Key Lore: First known mothman prototype. Lives (uninvited) in Mothra’s attic. Appears whenever critical thinking gets too powerful.

Gun is metaphorical... probably.

📖 Aaron Carter’s Unofficial Attic Survival Guide

(Found scrawled on the back of a Waffle House menu. Crumpled. Bloody? Maybe.)

Page 1: So You’re In The Attic

First Things First:

  • DO NOT ask about the gun.

  • if you can hear Aaron, do not acknowledge him. He’s shy unless cornered. Then he’s... less shy.

  • If you can see Aaron, congratulations, you’re already in a negotiation.

  • DO NOT offer him a sandwich unless you’re ready to barter your soul (or your Spotify password).

  • DO NOT, under any circumstances, say “early 2000s pop star” within earshot. It triggers a frenzy.

  • most importantly, do not ask about the gun.

Safe Topics of Conversation:

  • Cryptids

  • The deep state

  • How weird it is that milk expires

Warning Signs Aaron Is About To Lose It:

  • He starts mumble-rapping under his breath.

  • He points the gun at you but also at a weird angle, like he’s thinking about the Pythagorean theorem.

  • He says, "You know, they never found the fourth plane." (????)

If You Must Escape:

  • Crawl. Roll. Pretend to be dead.

  • Shout "Mothra sent me!" very loud and with conviction. It may or may not work.

📻 Aaron Carter’s Emergency Broadcast Script

(like a reel/short audio thing you could totally use if you want!)

[Aaron’s voice crackling through a staticky emergency channel]

🎙️ "ATTENTION. THIS IS AARON. I AM STILL IN THE ATTIC. I AM ARMED. I HAVE CLAIMED SQUATTERS' RIGHTS. I WILL NOT BE PAYING RENT. I AM THE FIRST MOTH MAN.

REPEAT: FIRST. MOTH. MAN.

Do not attempt negotiation. Do not attempt eviction. Do not attempt explanation.
To the helicopters outside: YOU’RE TOO LATE.
Over and out."

(horrible screeching noise, the sound of wings, maybe a gun cocking, static fizzles out).